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♪♪
- Ah! - What a beautiful morning.
- Ready for another - exciting day, Glep?
Ugh.
- Good morning, - Charlie.
Would you like a peanut?
- Uh, my grandma actually - passed on from eating a peanut,
- so I don't really mess - with that kind of stuff.
- Oh, my. That's awful. - I'm sorry.
- No, it's all good. - You didn't know.
Pim,
what are you eating?
- Oh, just a bowl - of peanuts.
Those aren't peanuts.
- That's my bowl of worms - from my compost.
Oh. Oh, I could've sworn
they were peanuts.
Give me that.
Pim, you really need
You just ate worms.
to get glasses, man.
- No, no, I will. - I will get them eventually.
- I've just been too busy - to go to the optometrist.
- You've been saying that - for like seven months, man.
[ Telephone rings ]
Hello? Uh-huh. Yep.
Okay. Okay, sure.
- Boys, I just got a call - from a young man
who sounded
absolutely distressed.
- Can you head over and help him - before he goes
cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo?
- Sure. Yeah, - we'll gladly help.
- You're energetic today, - Mr. Boss.
Yep. Probably 'cause I ate up
some of them worms earlier.
[ Dog barking ]
Shrimp: It is open.
Um, Smiling Friends.
Are you the guy that called?
Yes, I called.
It is I... Shrimp.
That is my name.
- Hey, Shrimp. - What's going on, man?
Sigh. My girlfriend
just broke up with me.
I am heartbroken.
Oh. Well, sorry
to hear that, Shrimp.
- Shrimpina meant everything - to me.
I only realize now she is gone
I never fully appreciated her.
Aw!
It happens all the time.
- We'll help you find - a new girl.
- Well, I do not want - a new girl.
- I just want - Shrimpina back.
- Yeah, Charlie, - he can win her back.
- I just think he needs to - tell her how he feels.
- Pim, sometimes it just - doesn't work out, okay?
- She obviously dumped him - for a reason.
- [ Trumpet fanfare, - rat screeching ]
Hooray! I just reached
level 987413 in Mouse Quest.
- What if we set them up - on a blind date
- to get them - back together?
- If you think that's gonna work, - go for it, all right?
- But I'm gonna stay back here - and help Shrimp's life
get back on track.
- Shrimp, where can - I find Shrimpina?
She works at
153 Meep Boulevard.
- Are you really - gonna do this?
- That's the difference - between you and me, Charlie.
I believe in destiny!
Shrimp, you don't need to get
back with your ex, all right?
- You need to get - your life in order.
- Only then... - [ Coughs ]
- Excuse me. - Heavens.
- ...uh, will women - be attracted to you.
Let's start by getting
some sunlight in here.
Aah!
- Okay, - we'll start small.
All right.
153 Meep Boulevard.
This is the place.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Gasps ]
Number 15.
Could I get the number 15?
Sure thing, hon.
Oh, my God.
That's Shrimpina?
Um, h-hi. Hi there.
How's it going?
What can I get for ya?
- Uh, actually, I-I just wanted - to give you these.
They're not from me.
your secret admirer.
They're... They're from
Secret admirer? Oh, my.
This is all so sudden.
I was just in the process
of moving on.
- This particular person - just wanted you to know
- that he really cares - about you.
- [ Chuckles ] - I like your hair.
Oh, this old thing?
- Uh, yeah, it's actually - just an exposed nerve ending.
- But thanks. - Uh, anyways...
I like it.
- Reminds me of a little piece - of spaghetti or something.
Oh, you like spaghetti?
I love spaghetti.
- Especially the spaghetti - they make at Spaghetti Disco.
It's ever so delectable.
- Oh, well, uh, - funny you say.
- Your secret admirer - wants to
- take you to dinner there - tonight.
Really? Gosh, that all
sounds so... romantic.
Oh, great. S-So you'll be there
at Spaghetti Disco at 7:00?
Sure. I'll go.
After all,
I do believe in destiny.
Oh! Oh, my gosh.
Are you okay?
- I think I just had a bad batch - of worms earlier.
- Um, well, all right. - Uh, goodbye.
[ Bell rings,
[ door closes ]
- All right, now that - we've got you out of the house,
- the next thing is dressing - like an actual adult.
- All right, first off, - just number one,
- ditch the mouse shirt, dude. - Just get rid of it.
♪♪
Shrimp: I do hope that Shrimpina
likes my cool new attire.
- Look, I told you, man, - you need to get over her, okay?
- There's plenty more fish - in the sea.
How do I look,
Yellow Man?
- Y-You look like you're about - to tell your friend
- not to come to school tomorrow, - man.
Uh, but that's nothing
a tan can't fix.
[ Steam hisses ]
- Wow, - look at that.
Um, you've got that
iconic shrimp glow
that everyone's
talking about.
Mmm! Cooked shrimp.
Mmm!
- Dude, you just let that guy - take a bite out of you.
- Why didn't you - fight back?
I am too scared
of confrontation. Ah!
You know what?
I think I finally know
what your main problem is.
- The single best thing you could - do to get your life in order
- and be attractive to chicks - is to get in shape
- and become an alpha male - like me.
- Okay, Shrimp, uh, - the easiest thing to start with
is probably this
100-pound squat.
[ Grunts ]
- Yeah, no, w-what you need to do - is get your posture right.
- Y-You need to - straighten your back
- and be aware of - your foot placement,
- 'cause your feet - are all wrong.
Oh, yeah. Thanks, man.
Yeah, like, for sure.
- 'cause what you're doing, - the way you're doing that,
- you're gonna pull something - if you keep doing it that way.
- Okay, thank you. We got it. - We got it.
Um, I also...
- Don't listen to him. - He's just showing off.
- All right, now do it the way - I told you to do it.
Okay.
[ Grunts ] Aah!
Okay.
Spaghetti Disco, 7:00,
wine and music... perfect.
- After this date, I'm sure - Shrimpina will realize
who she's meant to be with...
meant to be with.
Ah!
[ Birds chirping ]
♪♪
♪ We smiled ♪
♪ And that's how
it all started ♪
♪ And you came right in time ♪
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
♪ And we said hello ♪
♪ Certainly, my heart
was beating fast ♪
♪ So it's you ♪
♪ It's you ♪
♪ I've been waiting for ♪
♪ So long ♪
♪ So it's you ♪
♪ It's you ♪
♪ Where were you all along? ♪
♪ Very special moments ♪
♪ Special moments ♪
♪ These will always be with me ♪
♪ We are here, you and I ♪
♪ We belong ♪
[ Gasps ]
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
- Hey, Pim, - how's the date thing going?
Well, actually...
- she said - she wasn't interested.
- There's not - gonna be a date.
- Oh, well, - at least you tried.
- Anyways, you want to - come help me with Shrimp?
No, it's all right. You can
finish the job without me.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
- What did - the pink man say?
When do I get to see
my Shrimpina again?
- Look, I hate to be the one - that breaks this to you, Shrimp,
but, um, I don't think she wants
to see you again, man.
Oh. I am going to
be alone forever.
- Why don't we go out for a drink, - man? It's on me.
Aah!
- Oh, God. - I don't know if this is right.
I've got to get out of here.
Oh, it's you.
Is my secret admirer
here yet?
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
Uh, look, before I
get into any of that,
I just wanted to tell you,
when I first came to your work,
- it was for - a different reason.
But when I saw you,
I felt something
- I've never experienced - before.
- And I know - this sounds crazy,
but...
- Oh, my God. Charlie and Shrimp - are here?
Goddamn, Shrimp.
You're just, like...
- you're just, like - fucked, man.
[ Gulps ] Ahh!
- And I ain't even trying to be - offensive or nothing like that,
- but I don't know how you had - a girlfriend in the first place.
- That is why - I do not even bother.
- Yeah, I know. I'm just saying, - you're just, like...
- you're just, like, - really, really fucked.
- I-I genuinely feel bad. - It's not even your fault, man.
- You're just a shrimp. - You was born like that.
- You was born like that. - You was born a shrimp.
- You can't even... - It's your nature.
So, what did you
want to tell me?
[ Sobbing ]
Uh, never mind.
Uh, come with me.
Your secret admirer
is actually over here.
Pim,
what are you doing here?
Here he is. Shrimp was your
secret admirer the whole time.
- This date was actually his idea. - He really cares about you,
- and he'd love to give - the relationship another chance.
What?
Shrimp.
Who is that?
- Your ex-boyfriend... - Shrimp.
Wait, y-you're
Shrimpina, right?
My name is Jennifer.
I have never met this woman
in my entire life.
Pim, who is this?
Where did you meet this woman?
- I went where Shrimp - told me to go,
- the cafe - on 153 Meep Boulevard.
- Pim, there's no cafe - at 153.
- There's a cafe - at 158.
- You went to - the wrong place.
W-Well, wait a second.
- What about that thing you said - at the cafe
- about, like, moving on - or something?
- Yeah, my boyfriend Jason died - in a motorcycle accident
a few months ago.
Jesus Christ, man.
Pim. Pim.
Ohh!
Where is Shrimpina?
- Probably at home. - I don't know.
- Pim, did you even see Shrimpina - one time, once?
- Charlie, I... I don't know. - I guess not.
So, uh,
do you like Mouse Quest?
Wait, are you serious?
- You're telling me - you're a 4'6" shrimp
with a receding hairline
who loves Mouse Quest?
You're...
literally everything
I've ever dreamed about.
Pim, her name
was Shrimpina.
She'd be a shrimp.
- I just thought it was, - like, a quirky...
- like you didn't expect she was - going to be a human thing.
- Pim, this is so much worse - than the worm stuff earlier.
- You really need to get - your eyes checked, dude.
- No, I know, I know. I'm gonna - do it first thing tomorrow.
- No, that was bad. I'm just - as shocked as you are, Charlie.
- Don't worry, Pim. - I can cheer you up.
- ♪ Da-da-di-da-do, - da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪
♪ Da-da-di-da-do,
da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪
♪ Da-da-di-da-do,
da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪
This cannot be undone.
Smormu is here to stay!
- ♪ Da-da-di-da-do, - da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪
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