Minions.
Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have.
They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
Oh, that one is Norbert.
He's an idiot.
They're all different, but they all share the same goal.
To serve the most despicable master they could find.
Boss!
Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence.
But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions.
Huh?
Finding a boss was easy.
But keeping a boss, therein lies the rub.
Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys.
But they never gave up.
With the emergence of the Stone Age
came the rise of a new species.
Man was very different from the dinosaur.
He was shorter, hairier,
and way, way smarter.
The Minions took an instant liking to man,
and helped him the best they could.
Oh, no, no.
Eh?
Poor man. So trusting, so fragile.
So, so delicious!
Their quest for a boss put the Minions front and center
for some of civilization's most historic moments.
Anubis!
Ancient Egypt held great promise.
Okay! Pancake!
But it didn't last long.
Hmm. Oh!
Ow!
The Dark Ages were actually fun times.
Their new master had a tendency
to party all night and sleep all day.
Ooh!
Oh.
But eventually, the party was over.
They bounced from one evil boss to another,
but they never seemed to find their perfect fit.
One particular employer took their failure very, very badly.
Huh?
The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving.
Oh.
And then, when all hope seemed lost,
they found sanctuary.
The Minions were safe!
Years passed as the Minions forged their own civilization.
They truly made a life for themselves.
But something just wasn't right.
They felt empty inside.
Without a master, they had no purpose.
They became aimless and depressed.
If this continued any longer, the Minions would perish.
But all was not lost for one Minion had a plan.
His name was Kevin.
He was excited to share his idea with the tribe.
He'd been preparing for days, weeks, months.
But now he was ready.
Buddies!
Kevin would leave the cave...
...go back to the outside world,
and he would not return until he had found his tribe
the biggest, baddest villain to serve.
But he needed help.
Me!
Bob was eager to go,
but Kevin felt he was just not strong enough
for the dangerous journey ahead.
Uh, no.
Luckily, someone stepped up.
Stuart!
Huh? Me, me? Oh! Thank you.
Truth be told, Stuart had no idea what he was chosen for...
...but was thrilled it made people cheer for him.
Thank you.
Me!
Eh, okay.
Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm,
but mostly lack of other volunteers, changed Kevin's mind.
The tribe said their farewells.
Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time.
Hope.
Bob!
Hey,Tony!
Tom...
Chris...
Hey, Bob.
Oh.
Bye-bye.
Kevin felt pride.
He was going to be the one to save his tribe.
Stuart felt hungry mostly.
He was going to be the one to eat this banana.
And Bob...
Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.
Ah. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
NARRATOR'. And they were Off.
Off to find their new boss!
Huh? Kevin!
Huh?
Huh? Banana!
Uh, Stuart?
Banana.Banana!
Ugh! Ugh! Stuart!
Stopa!
Uh, Bob! Stopa!
Huh? Oh!
Bob! Huh?
Uh,no,no. No,no.No,no,no.
Profiterole.
No,no,no!
Stuart...
Ah!
Oh, look at that one! Whoa!
Peace! Make love, not war!
Peace and love!
Boo-ya! Boo-ya! Boo-ya!
Hey,hey,hey,oh.
Kashmiri?
BOO-ya! Boo-Ya! Boo-ya!
Oh.
Banana!
- Hey! Hey, taxi! - Hey! Hey!
Oh.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Banana! Hey, hey!
Stuart! Hey, oh!
Kevin!
Bob!
Oh. Bello!
Bob!
Huh? Oh.
Ah! Bob!
Huh? Whoa!
Women's bell bottoms and tie-dye shirts marked down.
Check out our wide selection of go-go boots and miniskirts.
Bob!
Okay.
Huh?
Bob!
The store is now closing.
Hey, what are you doing?
Bob!
Give me that!
Kevin!
Oh. Oh.
Ah.
Huh?
on.
Oh. Hey!
...buddies.
No? Oh.
Bob! Bob!
Oh.
Tim.
Oh! Me Tim!
Mmm, thank you! Hmm?
...Stuart?
Uh, nah.
Okay, Okay-
Oh. "Dating game."
Okay.
And welcome back to The Dating Game!
Well, Jennifer...
...have you decided
which of these three gentlemen you'll go on a date with?
Is it Bob?
Yeah! Go, Bob!
Kevin?
Kevin!
Or Will it be Stuart?
Oh. Yo, Stuart!
Gosh! This is so hard! They all sounded so cute.
Um, I think I'm gonna go with...
Stuart.
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It's because I tripped the alarm. I stink!
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Huh! What?
- Your father's right, Tina. - Reload!
He wasn't this good at being evil overnight!
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Huh?
Okay, who did that?
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Thank you!
Say, fellas, can we get personal forjust a second?
Why are you going to Orlando?
Come on. You can tell us. You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?
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Wow! So many bad guys in the car. What fun!
I knew it! I knew you were villains! Didn't I, honey?
What a small world! Hope we're not in rival gangs.
Binky! Joke! Babies, huh?
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When we get to Orlando,
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Oh, Kevin, you don't wanna work for him! He ate his last henchmen!
Uh...
Frankie Fish Lips.
He lives in the ocean.
BOSS? Oh...
Can you breathe underwater?
Uh, so-so.
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Yeah, hi. Uh...
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on!
Any evil talents?
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What about you? Any evil talents?
Uh...
Bello! La, la, la! La, la, la!
Eh?
That's not evil or a talent.
Bello!
Ha-ha!
No?
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the world's first time machine!
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Hello!
Oh.
Move that over there, Professor Flux from two weeks from now.
As you can see, I don't need any help.
Oh, way to go, guys. We killed the original!
Please!
Eh...
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The world's first female super-villain!
Appearing right now in Hall H! Bob! Stuart! Buddies! Hey!
Buddies!
Scarlet?
Kevin!
Are you ready...
Yeah!
. . . for Scarlet Overkill!
Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet! Yes!
VVh00!VVh00! Whoo!
Whoa.
Whoo-hoo!
Awesome!
Yeah!
VVhoo!VVhoo!VVhoo!
Wow! Thank you!
Scarlet! Scarlet!
Thank you so much!
Okay.
Ah.
When I started out, people said a woman
could never rob a bank as well as a man!
Well, times change!
I love you, Scarlet!
Look at all those faces out there!
We are all so different!
But we have one thing in common.
We were born with flippers!
No? Just me? Okay.
We have big dreams!
And we will do anything to make them come true!
Have any of you ever dreamt
of working for the greatest super-villain of all time?
Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
Well, what if I were to tell you
that I am looking for new henchmen?
Hey, boss! Boss!
I truly believe somewhere out there
is a villain with the potential to serve greatness!
And it could be any of you.
Whoa!
Although, let's not kid ourselves.
Truly, the only men for this job are Kevin and his Minions!
- Huh? But... But... - Ten times the evil
in half the package! lam just in awe!
Let's hear it for Kevin.
He saved his tribe!
Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!
Kevin! Kevin! Kevin... Hey! Kevin. Hey. Hey!
Argh!
So, how should we do this? Hmm.
Oh.
You see this tiny little trinket?
Well, just take it from my hand and you've got the job.
No big deal, it's almost too simple.
Uh...
Oh, come on! Don't be afraid.
Just take the stone and get that job! Come on!
Oh, okay.
...Boss!
That job is mine!
Ooh!
Now go easy on me.
Whoops!
Love the costume!
Ha!
Uh...
So cool!
Tim? Tim!
Uh...
Oh, no, Bob!
Ah! Tim! Tim!
Is no one good enough?
Bob!
I got it! I got it!
Ah!
Didn't my speech inspire anyone
to rise up and prove themselves worthy?
All these villains and yet I still have the bear.
Stuffed bear! Why am I holding a bear?
Who has the ruby?
Wow! Who...
Who are you, my knights in shining denim?
...Stuart.
...Bob. Minions!
That was incredible!
Behold! The last creatures you'd expect
to win the day have emerged victorious!
Everyone, meet my new henchmen. The Minions!
Kumbaya! Kumbaya! Kumbaya!
Kumbaya!
Hey! I know those guys! I gave them a ride here!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Buckle up, boys! Next stop, England.
Oh...
Bello?
Hey, Kevin! Eh?
Boss? In England?
Nah, Boss!
Ah, uh... Bello, Kevin?
...England?
- Uh-huh. - .HBoss?
Scarlet Popapil. Ah.
- Bello? Bello! - Bello?
Oh!
Ah!
Here we go! There.
By the way, I really like your bear.
Herb! My baby!
You know I am!
How'd it go?
Were you evil?
So evil! Oh!
A little bird dropped this off today.
It's me, I'm the
Also, there was no bird. Also me.
Herb, seriously, I wanna dig up that William Shakespeare
so he can see what true writing is.
I love it!
Ah, that works out becauselloveu.
Well, I love...too.
Ah, the love, ah!
on! Oh, ah.
Oh, boys, could you come here, please?
Meet my husband, Herb. Inventor, super genius, fox.
Herb, these are the new recruits.
Kevin, Stuart, and that cute little one is Bob.
Hey, bello!
Right on! You guys are crazy little and way yellow,
and I dig that!
Sweet, man!
Ah, ah.
Whoa!
I know, right? Ah!
Just a few things I stole to help fill the void.
Whoa! ...mega ukulele!
Checkin' out my can?
We stole that because finally someone
expressed my love of soup in painting form.
Wow! Ooh!
Okay, listen up! It is time to get down to business.
Do you know who this is?
Uh...
This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England.
Oh, I love England. The music, the fashion.
I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday.
Ooh!
Anyway, this pale drink of water oversees it all.
I'm her biggest fan, love her work!
And I really, really, really want her crown.
Steal me the crown and all your dreams come true.
Respect! Power!
Banana!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ha!
Henry!
...England. Uh...
...England...
Oh, uh...
Hmm.
Heh.
- WOW! - Whoa.
Ooh-la-la.
No! Oh, no.
Don't get too close, boys.
When it's completed, it'll be my ultimate weapon.
But right now, it's leaking radiation like you would not believe!
So, you're here for gear.
Whoa!
Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy.
You get my far-out stretch suit.
WOW!
Kevin, Kev-bo, Seventh Kevin,
you are the proud owner of my lava lamp gun.
Ah? This baby shoots actual lava!
Ooh!
Pretty cool, right?
And finally, Stu. Stu-art, Stu-perman, Beef Stu.
Igotyouthe coolest invention, probably ever.
on.
Hypno-hat! Uh, oh.
Uh...
You can use it to hypnotize anyone. Anyone!
Oh, you look so great!
I feel like a proud mama with three
dashing evil sons.
Uh, Scarlet, Scarlet...
No, no. Don't say anything. I won't understand.
It's getting late. You've had a big day, you must be exhausted!
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing...
Wow! These cats are pumped!
Well, maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story?
Ha-ha!
How does that sound, Bob? Bob.Bob!Bob!
Oh! Bedtime porry?
That is a groovy idea! I'll go get some cookies and warm milk.
This is gonna be so fun!
...bedtime porry.
Oh, yes, I've got a really, really good bedtime porry.
Once upon a time, there were three little pigs.
One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf...
...who had a wonderful surprise for them!
The wolf offered the three piggies and all their friends
a job working for her.
Everyone would be so happy!
All the three little piggies had to do
was just steal one little crown
that the beautiful wolf had wanted
ever since she was a penniless little street cub,
unloved and abandoned.
But that crown would mean she was a princess,
and everybody loves a princess!
So the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown.
But the little pigs weren't up to the challenge.
They failed their mission.
So the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth!
Yo, p0, pm!
The end.
Good luok getting that crown tomorrow, little piggies.
I know you won't disappoint me.
Um.
Okay.
arlet.
Which way is the loo, please? Hmm.
Oh, thank you. Ah.
BellO.
- Uh... - ...please.
You're not allowed in without an adult. Scram, hooligans!
On.
Uh, mm.
Ooh...
Oh, la...
Stuart...
How many tickets, please?
...please.
Enjoy yourself, love.
Thank you!
It was nowhere near Hyde Park!
Bob's your uncle.
Huh, hmm.
Okay.
Huh? Ah!
He-hey.
Okay.
Hew
What are you doing here?
This is a restricted area! Hands in the air!
No...
Stop that!
Get back.
Yay!
Ah!
Hey,hey,heY, hey,hey!
Bob, Stuart...
So...
So, you came for the Queen's crown, did you?
Well, you're gonna have to get through me!
The Keeper of the Crown!
Ow! Hey!
You think it's funny to mock the elderly, do you?
Uh...
I've been up here for decades,
just waiting for someone to try
and steal the Queen's treasure!
Okay.
What are you saying? Never mind, don't care!
Oh, no!
Oh, no, you don't!
Oh, flippin' heck!
What's goin' on?
Bob...
Eh... Hmm. Wow.
Hello!
Huh?
Hello!
Stone the crows!
Stop him, lads! Wait!
Go for the legs!
Gordon Bennett!
Kevin!
The Queen's been kidnapped, Sarge!
Blimey!
Hyah!Hyah!
Ooh!
Ha! Boo-ya!
Huh. Hyah! Hyah!
What's going on? Bello!
Oh, my goodness!
- Whoa! - Ha-ha!
No!
Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!
Huh? Hmm?
Huh?
Oh,no,no, no,no,no!
Oh, dear!
Ah! Ahhh!
Yeah!
You Scoundrel! After them! Uh-oh.
Stop the blighter!
Go on, grab him!
Huh?
Huh? Oh.
Cor, blimey!
One of England's most famous myths has become a reality
as a new king has been crowned.
Bob, who appears to be a bald, jaundiced child,
has pulled the famed sword right from its stone,
which, legend dictates, makes him the new king.
Tiny yellow traitor!
England!
England! England!
England! England! England!
England! England...
Ha, ha!
Bello!
Cut!
Hey,Bob.
- Hello, King Bob. - Uh...
Welcome to Buckingham Palace.
Uh, no.
Oh, what's the matter, Your Majesty?
Whatever's bothering you, we can make it right.
Just name it!
Oh.
Buddies!
Buddies! Buddies!
Buddies!
Oh.
Uh...
King Bob!
Long live the king!
King Bob!
...Bob... ...King...
So...
King Bob!
Oh... Yeah!
BUTLERSI King Bob! Wait!
- Wow! - Whoa!
Whoo-hoo!
Ohm
Yee-haw!
King Bob!
Hvah!
Hmm? Huh! Ah!
Yes, King Bob. Oh.
King Bob?
Ah, Claire.
Mmm, Tiffany.
Rawr!
Ball!
How dare you!
Scarlet!
Don't you "Scarlet" me, you backstabbing little traitors!
Using Herb's invention to steal my crown?
lfeelused. Not gonna lie.
You stole my dream! I was going to conquer England someday!
There was gonna be a coronation,
and I was going to be made Queen.
Every moment was planned.
I'd wear a dress so sparkly, it glowed!
And everyone who ever doubted me would be watching,
and they would be crying!
I was going to be the picture of elegance and class!
And you pinheads screwed it up!
No,no,no!
No, no, no, King Bob! You cannotjust abdicate the throne!
Who invited the square?
And you definitely cannotjust give the job to this woman!
There are laws!
Boss. ...Boss.
...Scarlet Popapil!
King Bob has officially changed the law,
clearing the way for Scarlet Overkill
to be crowned Queen of England!
She will be ooronated at London's historic Westminster Abbey.
If I wasn't so polite, I'd say this spells certain doom for the oountry,
if not the world.
But I'm so very polite thatlshafl keep my mouth shut.
But, seriously, we're all in big trouble.
Scarlet! Scarlet!
I don't have time to answer any questions.
I just want to thank the Minions
for going above and beyond the call of duty.
You are three tiny, golden...
.HpHLshaped miracle workers,
and you have stolen not just England but my heart.
Scarlet, over here!
Pardon me?
Eh?
Wow! So many! Good for you!
Well, you'll all get what you deserve.
Serve! ...serve!
Whoo-hoo!
Oh.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Uh...
I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you.
I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed.
I think... Yes, I think we're gonna have to break up.
And it's not you.
Wait, hold on. it is you. It's 100% you!
No, no.
So get comfortable, Minions. Get real, real comfortable.
Because this is where you're going to spend
the rest of your worthless little lives.
All right! Let's do this!
Herb!
Who's this handsome "Herb" fella?
No, my name is "Blerb." I'm a dungeon master.
Prepare for torture, which I do!
All right, are we comfy? Doesn't matter! This is torture!
- Huh. - Oh.
Wow! Harder than I thought. Next machine!
Oh, welcome to Hang Town! Population, you!
on.
Whoo-hoo!
Cut it out! This is really unprofessional!
There's no laughing in the dungeon!
I wanna see tears and I wanna hear screams,
or I'm gonna get... Wait!
Hey! Ooh! I've got a groovy idea!
Ah!
Look at this! Argh!
Hello! Will the future king, Herb Overkill,
please come upstairs to prepare for the coronation?
Well, I hope you learned your lesson for today.
And by the way, it was me, Herb, the whole time!
I don't even know anyone named "Blerb"!
Uh, Herb...
Oh. Huh.
I am hours away from becoming the Queen of England!
I know! It's a gas!
I will finally get my crown. Yeah.
It's all I've ever wanted. I'm going to be so happy.
But let me ask you something, Fabrice.
Does that look like this to you?
Mrs. Overkill, the hair in that picture, it's just two wavy lines!
Oh, so, what, now you're an art critic?
I drew that when I was five years old! Get out of my sight!
Bye,Fabflce!
I liked him. He was fun.
So, what do you think of the dress?
Oh, it's so beautiful. So fashion-forvvard. So Valentino.
Gave it a sweetheart neckline because you're my sweetheart.
The high collar and cinched waist
reflect a simpler, more violent time.
The material is a blend of taffeta and high-density body armor.
Fully armed and loaded.
And that glow, that's nuclear.
Nice. Just one more thing to do.
Gotta look good for the public.
Ugh.
Do you mind?
My pleasure.
Little tighter, sweetie. Come on, I can take it.
Little tighter.
Tighter!
Must have tiny waist.
Seeing stars, seeing stars!
Losing feeling in my legs. Perfect! Tie it, tie it, tie it, tie it.
Huh?
Ah. Bob! Stuart!
Eh?
- Ooh! Bell0! - Ooh-ooh!
Ah! Oh.
Ah.
Huh!
Ah.
- Eh, eh, Kevin... - arlet.
Ah!
"Porry Scarlet."
- He, he! - ...Boss.
on.
Ah, okay!
Huh?
I love you, Scarlet!
Queen wave, queen wave! Queen waving!
- I am so, so excited! - This is perfect!
Everyone looks so nice!
Oh! Oh, you are just adorable!
Oh, yes!
And that music, oh!
Who is that organist? She is good! Right? She looks like an Edna.
Edna, you are very good! Who was that? Whoa!
Thanks for doing this, padre. Big fan. Uh-huh.
Come here, let me squeeze you! Oh, you are so squishy!
...Scarlet.
Go, go, Go!
Ouch! Ouch!
...sayonara!
Ciao...
Bob...
Stuart!
Aww! Oo-ooh!
Okay!
Oh! Beh...
Will you to your power
cause law andjusficeu.
...Popapil!
Oh! Ah...
Hmm?Ah“
Huh? Uh... Uh...
Stopa!
Bah!
In mercy...
No,no,no!
Do you, Scarlet Overkill...
Yeah!
Huh? Oh?
No!
Uh, mmm...
...Bob.
I proclaim thee, Scarlet Overkill,
the Queen of England! Oh! Huh?
Kevin!
Huh?
Scarlet! Scarlet, my queen?
Somebody help me!
Come on, come on! Lift on two. One, two!
One, two!
Huh?
Scarlet! You're okay!
He tried to kill me!
Uh, no...
Villains, this is no longer a coronation! It is an execution!
Get them!
Whoa, Nelly! Run, fellas, run!
Come back here, you!
Ah!
Uh?
Hvah!
Aah!
You're mine!
Stuart, Bob! Uh...
Oops!
Oh!
Hey! I got one!
Tim!
Huh?
Oh? AWW! Oh!
Uh? Eh?
Tim!
Stuart! Bob!
Buddies!
Mind the gap.
Mind the gap! Mind the gap! Mind the gap!
Mind the gap.
Mind the gap!
He won't get away!
He won't escape us!
Huh?
What about this one?
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
Heh!
Tell us another one, Lizzy!
Uh, uh...
Bello! Oh!
It's you.
Everyone, this is one of the little fellows
who stole the monarchy from me.
And how's that working out for you?
Uh, Scarlet...
Oh, yes, yes, I saw what was going on on the telly.
Uh, telly?
What was meant to be the coronation of
Scarlet Overkill has gone terribly wrong as...
Move!
Kevin, Kevin, I know you're out there.
You think you've gotten away? Well, what do we have here?
Bello!
Oh, my goodness! Bob'? Stuart'?
Which one shall I kill first?
Little Bob? Stuart?
Bob! Stuart!
I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn!
Oh, my!
NQ!
...buddies!
...Scarlet.
There he is!
Follow me!
Ah! Ha-haa!
Who the man, eh?
Uh... Oh!
Oh.
Harder! It's just my head.
Oh, no!
This way! Let's get him!
Go, go, go!
No!
Huh?
Oh.
Huh?
- Ultimate weapon initiated.
Activation in three, two, one.
BellO.
Huh? ...buddies!
This is it, boys!
Things do not look good for you.
Oh, and I'm keeping the bear.
Tim!
You're not gonna need him where you're going.
Heaven.
Huh? Uh... Aah!
Shoosh,shoosh, shoosh,shoosh!Oh!
Huh? Ah!
Bye-bye. Say bye-bye, Bob. Bye-bye!
Huh?
Oh, whoa!
Wait, what? HOW did he...
Hold my bear.
Huh?
Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Kevin!
So, that's your plan?
Make yourself a bigger target?
Huh?
K-K-Kevin? Hey!
...Kevin!
Whoa!
OW!
And so help me,
I never wanna see another one of
your goofy, bug-eyed faces ever again!
Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet! What?
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!
Oh no, you don't!
Whoa!
And just for the record, my little deviled eggs,
you oan thank Kevin for what I'm about to do to you!
Ow! Ow!
Bob! Stuart! Buddies!
Tony!
Tom!
Chris!
You the man!
Buddies! Mazeltov.
Ugh! EW!
Ooh! Aah! Kevin! Kevin!
Enough! This ends now!
Kevin!
You imbecile! Have fun exploding!
Baby!
What's the rush?
Got to get out of here!
Let us go!
No,no,no,no!
Kevin!
Kevin...
Huh?
Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!
Ooh!
Stuart? Hmm.
Bob?
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are here today to celebrate the Minions!
Huh!
The country owes you a great debt of gratitude.
Bob, you were a wise and noble king for all of eight hours.
So for you, I offer this tiny crown for your teddy bear, Tim.
Oh, very good, Bob!
Oh, spectacular!
I'm so proud of you boys!
Oh, Stuart.
For you, I have this beautiful, super-duper, incredible...
Ah! ...snow globe!
Eh? Poglobe? Uh, ze...
And look, look, hours of excitement!
Oh, uh...
Yippee. Uh, eh, gracias.
Stuart, we're just messing with you!
Don't be mad at me, it was Kevin's idea.
Kevin!
We have a much better surprise for you!
...super mega ukulele!
Uh... WOW!
...poglobe.
Thank you.
Right. Uh...
And finally, Kevin!
You are a hero of the highest order.
For your bravery and valor, lam knighting you.
From here on out, you are Sir Kevin.
Well done.
What a beautiful moment!
Kumbaya! Kumbaya!
The nation, nay, the world was celebrating Kevin, Stuart and Bob.
The last few thousand years were rough, no question,
but things were finally going their way!
Kevin had never been more proud.
But something was missing.
Yes, good show, good show!
My crown is gone! It's gone!
Blimey!
She's lost the crown! Oh, my days!
Scarlet?
Scarlet! Hey!
...Scarlet! Hey!
They took everything from me! My castle! My reputation!
Things look bleak, baby, I'm not gonna lie!
But now at least I have my crown!
Child, give me that back.
No, I don't think so!
You have no idea who you're messing with!
I am the greatest super-villain of all time!
on!
Were you?
B-- B-- Buddies...
Ah!
.HBoss!Ha,ha!
Get back! Are you really going to allow that little penguin
to make off with my crown?
Herb.
I'm done.
For me?
Bye-bye!
Big boss!
And that is how the Minions found their new boss.
He was cunning, he was evil, he was perfect.
He was despicable.
Huh?
Banana! Banana!
Banana!Banana!Banana!
Banana!
Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
Gru! Gru! Gru!
GYM!
Bob...
Hey! Come back here!
Freeze ray!